Opinion

Movies can be seen in a variety of ways - as something to do on a Friday night, as a way to relax, or as just a fun time. Do we ever view them as anything more? Read more...

I offer my apologies to my neighbors in the EMU community. When Harrisonburg finally experiences its winter thaw and the grass in my yard begins growing again, I will not be cutting mine. Read more...

Free Sunil!! Wow, What is this paper coming to? I really hate to slam you guys because the job you do and the hours you put in just to make the paper are more blood than sweat. I will begin by commending you on the hard work that you do. Read more...

Prioritization is a great idea gone haywire. As has been publicly admitted, the tri-hierarchical ratings of programs caused undue morale reduction. Something is dreadfully wrong when I, attempting to be considerate, do not "bother" my professor-friends for a chat because I can sense they are barely able to handle their classes. Read more...

Dear Amanda,
I have a tendency to be clingy. How do I let a new guy that I'm recently involved with know that I'm interested without being too clingy?
-Cling-free's the way to be Read more...

Dear Jesus,
After a review of your performance in recent years, we have decided not to renew your contract for next year, effective July 1, 2006. Read more...